Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Sex Predictors

No, I am not talking about my special purpose. I am just ready to tie up another loose end and list the tests that were accurate in predicting Lucy would be a girl. When PuddleDeuce really does come along, we will use the tests that were correct again with a bit more confidence (except for the drain-o test- I will never be confident that test would end with anything but an explosion.)

Blog Poll: Final results were 23-22 girl, and although rumours about ballot stuffing from a certain place of business on 6th avenue in Duluth are running rampant, "boy" will concede the election to "girl" with grace and dignity and without a supreme court appeal.

Real Athletes Have Girls: Check.

Fast Heartbeat: PuddleBaby's heartbeat was always on the fast side, which is thought to indicate a girl.

Chinese Lunar Chart: 90% accurate. I'm convinced.

Feet Temperature: No change indicates a girl. PuddleMama's feet were warm and cozy throughout the pregnancy. Maybe this was because she made me massage them so much. That's it! Next time no foot massages, PuddleMama!

Does the mother refuse to eat the heel of a loaf of bread? Yes = Girl. Great, I'm pretty sure this once is not going to change between now and the day Lucy checks me into the old peoples home.

Is the father gaining weight along with the mother? No = Girl. I better eat breakfast more regularly next time PuddleMama is pregnant if we want a boy. And by breakfast I mean doughnuts and waffles and bacon. Every day.

What is the maternal grandmother's hair color? Not Gray = Girl. Little Lucy's guardian angel has some beautiful hair, and its not gray but more of a shiny golden brilliant color.

Does the mother look particularly good during pregnancy? (Girls steal their mother's looks) No comment.

Has the mother's chest development been dramatic? Yes = Girl. Well if there is ever a reason to make Lucy a sister...

Is the mother's urine bright neon or dull yellow? Dull Yellow = Girl. I can't wait to test this again the second time around... PuddleMama: "PuddleDaddy, come look at my pee!"

Has the mother been craving meats/cheese or fruit more? Meats/Cheese = Boy, Fruit = Girl. Not the most exciting indicator, is it?

Has the mother's nose spread during pregnancy? No = Girl. I wonder if by "nose" they really mean "nose?"

Has the mother been craving orange juice every day? Yes = Girl. This one was particularly hard after the GD diagnosis which greatly limited OJ intake.

Does the mother's abdomen look more like a watermelon or a basketball? Watermelon = Girl. Lame.

Father's Intuition: The last few months in particular I really felt it was going to be a girl. Pat on the back for me.

Well there you have it. My Little Lucky Lucy is dazzling us by growing and smiling and almost laughing. I have more thoughts on this whole having a "girl" business, but I'll save them for another post, to come soon.

Monday, April 27, 2009

PuddleBaby Prediction Contest Winners

Winning Lottery Numbers:

Date: March 2nd
Sex: Girl
Weight: 7 lbs. 12 and 3/4 oz.

This post is long past overdue, but I finally went through the guesses and figured out the winners. Note, all three correctly guessed the date. 1st and 2nd place correctly guessed the sex as well.

First Place: "Puddlegramma in Duluth's co-worker" with a weight guess within 2 and 1/4 oz!
Second Place: "Dan the Man Weaver"
Third Place: "Grandma Duluth's Hawaii Friends"
Consolation: Anyone who is willing to label themselves with a "Puddle" before their relation to Lucy. For example, PuddleGrandma, PuddleUncle, PuddleDaddysFriendFromIBM, etc. You are all winners if you are willing to do that.

While I have had complaints that "Puddlegramma" (aka "Grandma Duluth") stacked the guesses with phantom friends and co-workers, there was no explicit rule against this. I promise to amend rules next time to require contestants to enter their own guesses. For now, however, I might have to ask PuddleMama how we can fit postage to Hawaii into our monthly budget.

Prizes to be distributed at the convenience of issuer, but all contestant winners can immediately brag to their friends and be filled with a sense of achievement and satisfaction that they are the brightest baby predictors to read this blog. Congratulations!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Slacking

I woke up one day last week, looked at Lucy, and swore she grew about 4 inches and 2 pounds overnight. It is amazing how much bigger she is already. She had her one month checkup two weeks ago and weighed in at a solid 9 lbs. 12 oz. I know she is well over 10 lbs now. Hurray for chubby baby!

The last month and a half has been exhausting, as evidenced by the lack of posts. Take heart, however, in the fact that I do have a list of topics I want to blog about (yes, it's a bullet pointed list.) Lucy's arrival was not the only reason for this physical and mental exhaustion. PuddleMama and I have decided now is the time to try to move to our next home, and we have been preparing our townhouse for sale (note, in going through the entire house we did find several unsent wedding present thank yous- if you didn't get one yet it may still be on its way...) Today was the first day our fabulous townhouse is officially on the market.

http://www.edinarealty.com/Listing/ListingDetail.aspx?listing=39995973&Popup=1

We want to get Lucy and PuddleDoggy a nice big yard to play in, a room for just Lucy so she doesn't have to try to sleep through my blogging, and a house we can feel good about raising our family in.

I know Mom- not enough about LUCY. You don't have to remind me the name of this blog. Lucy is doing wonderful. She is beautiful and hungry and she even smiles at her mom sometimes. I have been trying to imitate PuddleMama's voice to earn a Lucy smile, but haven't hit the jackpot yet (for the record, Grover's voice gives the opposite of a smile.)

I am going to bed, but before I do I want to give a shout-out to a few loyal readers.

Brian and Kristin- congratulations! Lucy can't wait to meet her new friend.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

PuddleDeuce

Well, I know I haven't posted for awhile and I'm probably losing my core readers. I promise to post more soon. Lucy is doing awesome, and so are Mama and Papa.

Actually, we've been quite busy. I know its a little early to tell everyone, but I'm so excited I can't hold it in. PuddleMama is pregnant again! Lucy is going to be a big sister.

We call him.... PuddleDeuce!

UPDATE: April Fools! I got you (you know who you are!)